"E will you come here and put you clothes on?"
"E we have to get to school, D is going to be late."
Still silence. I can feel my frustration mounting
"E you have 3 seconds...(insert threat here)"
"Mom I am a Jedi and you must call me master."
"OK Master Jedi", I say through gritted teeth," please put your pants on or we are going to be late."
When he has a name change you think he would let me know before hand so that I can avoid all the frustration, but no. I had to continue to call him Master Jedi for 3 days to get him to do anything, walk, eat, really anything.